Please do not adjust,
Your monitor,
Or your TV's flat screen.
These eggs,
Aren't white; but rather,
Shades of green.

I have a great idea!
Fire up the grill,
Cook up some food.
Inivite "Sam I Am"
And that other,
Crotchety old dude.

Seems he recently had,
A change of heart.
He's a brand new man!
And now likes,
Green eggs; with of course,
A side of ham.

Green eggs. Arcata, CA

Note: Eggs laid by an Araucana chicken.